Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: November 30 @ 6:51am
Its cold and rainy out. i didn't wanna get out of bed. i didn't sleep well at all — probably just nervousness about going back to work.

i had a strange dream last night. i had a handlebar mustache and was in an auditorium listening to bill cosby give some motivational speech. "cosby kids" kept getting up and talking as well. they had really weird thin hair and giant heads. i was seated next to milla jovovich. we were flirting and for some reason she seemed to like me. next thing i knew we were on an airplane next to each other watching a movie that she was in. there was a part in the movie we were watching where she was laying in the sun next to a pool and a waiter asked is she'd like anything. suddenly the milla seated next to me grabbed my arm and buried her face in my sleeve as her onscreen self ordered a hot dog. the milla seated next to me let out a huge scream as if we were watching a horror movie. my alarm went off.

Comments

Daniel says:
I think someone is peeking over your fence.
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 6:55am -
benfrank says:
@Daniel i misread that as "peeing"
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 6:59am -
falfa says:
@benfrank you read it right. he typo'd it.
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 7:02am -
blackbeard says:
you light up my life - early!
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 7:07am -
Daniel says:
No, I was trying to warn you about a man urinating on your lawn.
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 7:08am -
tedford says:
hot dogs are scary.
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 7:32am -
9schwander says:
that's a great dream.
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 7:34am -
Corey says:
Wow - I wish I could remember my dreams that vividly.
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 7:39am -
folliclejuju says:
the sudden urge to have hot dogs for lunch seems to be based more on the hope of a wandering milla than the promise of a dogzilla
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 7:44am -
GrapeS says:
sounds like an awesome dream.
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 7:48am -
benfrank says:
@mOtke, read my caption. you'll love the dream.
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 8:08am -
mOtke says:
HOLY CRAP. That was an amazing dream. I'm laughing at my desk and Josh Cherry is looking at me.
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 8:39am -
Jonesie says:
Did I miss @benfrank tribute day? I count at least 3 already.
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 8:52am -
keifel says:
morning ben. i know the drugs should make you feel better, but they're starting to affect you in strange ways.
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 9:50am -
jnonfiction says:
Reminds me of clame
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 10:18am -
BURNEY says:
You look well. Thank you for not changing your perspective.
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 11:03am -
Johnny Rebellious says:
i wish i could witness that dream. for years, i've often said that comeone needs to somehow create a chip or other device that can be embedded in our brains so we can record our dreams and replay them when we awake.
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 12:07pm -
brobro says:
awesome dream! missed you at bowling the other night. i think mark kept calling trying to get you there. hope you are feeling good.
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 12:38pm -
mattyc says:
hows the first day back at the office?
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 1:22pm -
Yogi Beard says:
Pfft, Milla Jovovich WOULD do something like that...
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 2:28pm -
benfrank says:
@mattyc its been rough. i'm really exhausted. but i suppose it's goin ok.
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 2:30pm -
ThatGuy says:
I wish I remembered my dreams...ever. It sucks to never remember having any dreams.
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 3:24pm -
pcain says:
what does this mean? suppressed childhood trauma?
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 3:40pm -
JamesC says:
just curious, what do you do 15 minutes before these photos are taken, assuming you take them at exactly the same time each day and post as your leisure?
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 5:00pm -
mattmarch says:
Good to meet you too, that was funny running in to you.

@ThatGuy I have the same dilemma. Sucks! especially if I'm missing stuff like personal contact with Milla Jovovich.
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 5:27pm -
julialikesbeards says:
there's something very... woodcut going on here
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 6:09pm -
Sir Walshington says:
i take 5 minutes every day to read a recipe in your blog. it's becoming one of my favorite parts of the day.
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 10:07pm -
Sir Walshington says:
haha, yeah, you should. i'm not good at rationing. i'm an everything all at once kind of guy, but the stories along with the recipes, great job. i've had my gastronomic awakening over the past year and your blog has been the first reliable one where i feel like it is both healthy (but not uppity) and delicious (proof in the pudding).
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 10:14pm -
Bishop says:
hahaha I saw a hawk kill a lil bird in my backyard this morning...pretty epic but not as epic & adventuress as your dream!!
Posted: Nov 30th, 2009 - 11:49pm -
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