- posted: November 30 @ 6:51am
Its cold and rainy out. i didn't wanna get out of bed. i didn't sleep well at all â€” probably just nervousness about going back to work.
i had a strange dream last night. i had a handlebar mustache and was in an auditorium listening to bill cosby give some motivational speech. "cosby kids" kept getting up and talking as well. they had really weird thin hair and giant heads. i was seated next to milla jovovich. we were flirting and for some reason she seemed to like me. next thing i knew we were on an airplane next to each other watching a movie that she was in. there was a part in the movie we were watching where she was laying in the sun next to a pool and a waiter asked is she'd like anything. suddenly the milla seated next to me grabbed my arm and buried her face in my sleeve as her onscreen self ordered a hot dog. the milla seated next to me let out a huge scream as if we were watching a horror movie. my alarm went off.