Dude, I'm just kidding. In all seriousness, my leg hair is long and thick enough to braid... and has been since middle school. When totally naked, I look like I'm wearing hair pants. It's pretty much gross as well. I make my wife wear a blindfold whenever we have marital relations.
Damn, we never met the first night of the Throwdown. Pity, I was looking forward to shaking your hand. And this isn't as gross as you would think -- I've seen much hairier backs than this.
I know, it sucks. The crowd was so huge and there were many guys I regret not being able to meet. As I've told many of the other Nashville natives, I'm planning on taking a trip back there in the future; when that happens, we should totally meet up.
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