Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: February 14 @ 8:26pm
This is it gentlemen.

It is with great sadness and a large measure of regret that I inform you all that I can no longer participate. This has been a fantastic experience and while I may not have provided any pictures even a fraction of the awesomeness as some from @motke, or @folliclejuju, or any number of you fine gentlemen, I had a lot of fun.

But in the end, my wife just could barely look at me. As my good freind @karl told me as I beat myself up about it, there are only two reasons to quit "ya gots to get paid, or ya gots to get laid".

I want to extend a massive thank you to @mackle for creating such a worthwhile phenomenon. I have had so much fun just growing this beard and seeing just how amazingly creative some people can be.

I thank each and everyone of you guys for making these last 4 months a fantastic time.

Goodbye and Goodluck,

Tobin AKA Beardwinner.


Ploafmaster says:
Oh man, sorry you couldn't make it for the last TWO WEEKS...But I agree - wife's wishes are more important than beards in my mind. It's just such a SHAME.
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 8:34pm -
Nate Frog says:
Thats wo that bit the dust due to their wife's insistence today.

But that is the best and only reason in my book.

Go love your wife.

Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 9:16pm -
Karl says:
I love you, man. You have brought much excellence into the world of Wiskerino. @motke and @folliclejuju and @mackle should feel proud for their specific shouts-out.
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 9:28pm -
mattyc says:
@hankbobs is not going to like this.
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 9:32pm -
mattyc says:
at least your hair looks pretty awesome in this photo.
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 9:32pm -
JamesC says:
two more weeks?!?! good try anyway
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 10:17pm -
Karl says:
you've still got a week to prove it, so i suggest not waiting for the shametrain
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 8:00am -
Karl says:
p.s. check out @hankbobs photo for the 14th
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 8:01am -
Karl says:
keep the @beardwinner section filled with beard, the legacy must be preserved. disregard the last statement about the shametrain
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 8:07am -
Pip says:
Sad to see you go. You'll be missed.

Keep the lady happy.
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 8:16am -
mOtke says:
Dear Beardwinner,

I understand. Sometimes life and those in the life will channel you in the directions you need to go. I appreciate the kind words. May your wife cover your face with hers.

cheers buddy.
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 8:57am -
hankbobs says:

Please CLAME immediately and watch this video. We can not lose another brother. You alone can overcome this obstacle. Why not just trim it back to a thick scruff? You will look like Don Johnson circa 1987, and he sure as hell got laid.

No, no one here can offer you the sex that you need. But we can offer you moral support while you live for two more weeks without sex!

I love your beard, and think you should never shave it. Please let it shine for two more weeks!
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 10:28am -
hankbobs says:
You are the Beardwinner after all, do you want to become the Beardloser? No, you don't. Please don't lose your beard.



Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 10:29am -
hankbobs says:
If you post again tomorrow with a beard I will king you
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 10:32am -
hankbobs says:
You've taken and posted 97 images!!! all that for shame?
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 10:33am -
michaeljstraub says:
STICK AROUND!! No shame!!!
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 10:36am -
pcain says:
the finish line is in sight...
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 10:38am -
Yogi Beard says:
You can stick it out! 13 days! That's it!
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 10:38am -
Wilcoxjd says:
oh come the hell on - it's 2 weeks. tell her it'll be the best sex of your life if you wait 2 weeks :D
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 10:40am -
Zach says:
stay with us!!!
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 10:42am -
Zach says:
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 10:42am -
jnonfiction says:
You bring shame to the great nation of America's Hat.
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 10:48am -
Roo says:
understand....i lucked out by my partner being able to grow a beard too. happy trails!
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 10:51am -
Vanbert says:
I'll king you if you don't quit. You're almost there.
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 11:15am -
Beardwinner says:
I love my husband :)
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 11:44am -
Beardwinner says:
Previous post is from the wife
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 11:45am -
folliclejuju says:
my friend, in 2 more weeks i will kiss my wife for the first time in 3 months. she hates this beard, and i'm having trouble eating anything. the other night, i was trying to floss and went through quite a painful experience as my wife plucked two large hairs out of my stache while trying to dislodge them from my teeth. i pray you haven't shaved. you get my vote for hanging in there. the marathon is nearly over. in the event you choose your wife over whiskerino, you are, in fact, a better man than me - my wife and yours would applaud your daring! as will i...after we shame you, of course.
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 12:34pm -
hankbobs says:
@folliclejuju - so right about the floss. it totally sucks. Last year I kept the beard through May 1st, it became totally impossible. This year the beard is really starting to get to me for some reason. My wife hate's my beard too. Kissing is no fun at all. But I am part of a band of 500 brothers, and I would not shave, not now. Luckily my wife has not made any demands. She too has worked very hard at helping me with every photo. She would not want to see me shamed. Please don't shave @Beardwinner! Please let him stay Mrs. Beardwinner!
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 4:56pm -
mackle says:
All this rallying for you and I assume you've already shaved. You'll be missed sir. Sorry your wife couldn't hold out for another two weeks (she is married to you for a lifetime) but we understand.. you're doing what you think is best. Sorry for the little jab there.. what's a Whiskerino Shame without a little guilt??

Good luck and Godspeed.
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 6:01pm -
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