The morning brought about several unsettling facts. One, he was wearing someone else's clothing. Two, he had a strange man growing out of his shoulder. And three, he didn't remember how he had grown such a massive beard. His last memories were those of eating cereal, kissing a woman that he thought he might be married to, and driving to a shady warehouse to buy a toaster.
this is soooo good! i wish i had gotten to talk to you...more? everyone i talked to had such nice things to say about you. and @Pip was always talking about the wisconsin beers when i would wake up on his sleeper sofa every morning!
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