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posted: December 04 @ 1:46pm

father/son 24.

They awoke, and discovered they were completely unable to move.

'I wish I was at least looking the same direction as the other mannequins,' thought father.

'I'm not really as excited as I look anymore,' thought son.

Find: articles of clothing that aren't actually from old navy.

folliclejuju says:: hey this is well done, too!
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 1:49pm - ∞

jnonfiction says:: This is unbearably:

1. Good
2. Cute
3. Clever

Choose one. Then repeat.
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 1:50pm - ∞

A Son of Fergus says:: And you got to wear PJs to the mall. You win.
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 1:50pm - ∞

folliclejuju says:: ah! i didn't see your son until the third pass!
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 1:51pm - ∞

Johnny Rebellious says:: Brilliant.
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 1:52pm - ∞

9schwander says:: I meant to say, 'and give an accurate count of said non-old-navy clothing items'.

@folliclejuju: he makes a better mannequin than I.

Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 1:54pm - ∞

mattyc says:: oh crap...I didn't even realize your boy was in this...Most excelent... KINGED For sure.
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 1:55pm - ∞

michaeljstraub says:: Love it. Good work. You both do fantastic mannequin impersonations
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 1:56pm - ∞

Pip says:: Amazing idea, perfect execution.

CROWNED.
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 1:57pm - ∞

Dewey says:: King'd- hahaha
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 1:57pm - ∞

Gavin says:: you must have an insider at old navy, or you are really persuasive.
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 2:01pm - ∞

9schwander says:: @gavin. no insiders. I promise. The kid helps.
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 2:02pm - ∞

Ploafmaster says:: Oh so great. Fave-a-saurus.
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 2:08pm - ∞

Jarrett says:: What a cute family.
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 2:13pm - ∞

orangebeard says:: I don't have anything original to say. I agree 100% with everyone above me. great job!
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 2:16pm - ∞

k_bone says:: Ha!
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 2:20pm - ∞

Tao Jones says:: oh so perfect!!!
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 2:35pm - ∞

bryanbryan says:: welcome to winter in funderland.
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 3:03pm - ∞

benfrank says:: AWESOME.
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 3:19pm - ∞

BURNEY says:: you win in my book
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 3:20pm - ∞

benfrank says:: seriously. every single day your photos brings a huge smile to my face it's something that i excitedly look forward to daily and i thank you for it.
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 3:21pm - ∞

Yogi Beard says:: Remember that episode of "The Twilight Zone" with the living mannequins? This picture is a lot like that, except with a cute kid, and not scary at all. King'd once again, sir.
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 3:29pm - ∞

Caducus says:: The commercials are goofy but this shot it great. Well played sir!
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 3:34pm - ∞

Sir Squire says:: Do they really sell those?
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 4:01pm - ∞

ThatGuy says:: wow, this really takes it to another level. Now you're gracing the public with you genius. I'm jealous.
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 5:40pm - ∞

Moses Marion says:: they don't wear pants in Joplin I heard
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 5:48pm - ∞

stanislaw says:: i love your pictures each and every single day. king'd!!
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 6:20pm - ∞

Whatbryan says:: Haha, I was just in that Old Navy on Wednesday. I knew those mannequins were lacking.
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 7:01pm - ∞

wondermade says:: Awe
Some
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 7:03pm - ∞

Philly says:: This must have been fun to shot, well done!
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 7:37pm - ∞

sniebauer says:: just delightful!
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 9:50pm - ∞

Fofe says:: Taking it to a new level today! Great!
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 11:01pm - ∞

brandon says:: Well PLAYED.
Posted: Dec 5th, 2009 - 3:31am - ∞

Absolutely says:: aww so good.

you rarely disapoint. and when you do.... it's managable.
Posted: Dec 5th, 2009 - 5:10am - ∞

Mike de Monk says:: this one is just amazing!! great
Posted: Dec 6th, 2009 - 1:26am - ∞

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9schwander

enjoys a cool breeze...

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You may not have heard of Joplin, MO but they are a force to be recokened with.