I make web sites for Automattic. I have a dog named Maggie, a mother named Mary, and a brother named John. I have a dad named Steve who I haven't seen in over two years. I like my job, my dog, complaining about bad typography, Route 44 Cherry Limeades, and having a beard. Happiness is my default position. I like babies but I make them cry. I value sincerity over almost everything. I have a brown thumb. I'm an athiest, a gay man, and a southerner, and I couldn't be happier about all three. I'm still figuring it all out, but I'll let you know when I do.