Dman508 on Whiskerino

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02/20 - 8:00am

Points: -40

Excuses:
10) It got too trendy
9) It's a reverse Lincoln
8) I have enough pets to take care of
7) It was eating more food than I was
6) It was staying up late and kept the TV too loud
5) It ran away
4) Terrorists kept trying to recruit me
3) I got frisked every day getting on the train
2) JamesC kept hittin on me
1) I'm not worthy of the throwdown so I'm not worthy of the beard

keifel says:: you will be missed.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:03am

Jar says:: sadness.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:04am

mattyc says:: this scared the crap out of me. But in a good way. You wear a moustache well. I'm pissed you will not be at the throwdown. YOure excuses were top notch.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:04am

Dman508 says:: I don't actually have a stache. I had to take the pic though for posterity.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:06am

bouncerhrc says:: so close.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:06am

JustieJust says:: you love getting frisked on the train.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:07am

pastperfectense says:: Ahhh----too bad!
Your beard was one of my favorites!

Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:11am

mattyc says:: I like how there are tears in his eyes.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:11am

Ace says:: why arent you worthy of the throwdown?
well whatever. dman, it was quite a journey. glad that you were here along with us.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:13am

jnonfiction says:: as if MIT were anti-beard.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:14am

Pip says:: Sad to see you go, sir.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:14am

wonder made says:: Nooo!!!
Be honest, you just wanted to be at the top of the shame list.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:19am

benfRank says:: what the? you have 8 days left? you could have held out...
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:19am

iammattthomas says:: Wha?
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:22am

Freshie says:: NOOOOOOOOOOO.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:22am

modestly_modest says:: man, so close too.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:25am

Tomcat says:: Waaah! Oh, no, couldn't you have waited a week so we wouldn't have to see this massacre?

Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:28am

Presto Beardo says:: seriously what a bummer dman, although your moustache could easily put you in an episode of deadwood. good luck eith the house
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:28am

Tomcat says:: BTW, I got the wallpaper!! Thank you, thank you, thank you. I actually haven't opened the package yet because I take the bus to/fro work and think transport might be harder if it is open. I dreamed a couple of days ago that you had included a letter inside. Won't it be weird if you did?!

Anyway, I'll forgive you for this horror because of your kindness and generosity. But, I'll miss your bearded face.
Sniff.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:30am

Moses Marion says:: This makes no sense...not worthy...bullcaca
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:30am

brandon says:: So close, yet so far away. You will be missed, sir.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:30am

Casey O says:: So close to the throwdown why shave?
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:33am

Rip van Twinkle says:: don mattingly circa 1984
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:34am

Dman508 says:: oh yeah, clame for updated pics of the house
just scroll down and to the right
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:36am

elldub says:: that's not a beard!!!!
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:42am

Corey says:: Damn, this sucks.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:43am

Paragone says:: Sad day. you will be missed.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:44am

derble says:: moustache looks awesome.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:45am

Ozzy Nelson says:: Damn, dman. none of your excuses are good except the one about it eating more than you and the one about jamesc, and... ok they were all funny, but there's no good reason to get out when there is still games to play.
I will miss you. but not as much as jamesc
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:52am

KO says:: sorry to see you go Dman.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:58am

UNCLE DAN says:: Did you hear my heart break when the clippers hit?
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 9:00am

Finn MacCool says:: That is one heck of a mustache but it is still shameful.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 9:00am

mims attack says:: come on, i've been chewing on my 'stache for weeks and even I can hold out 8 more days!
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 9:02am

Tedford says:: Disappointing, but this is a great pic to go out on. That stache is ace.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 9:04am

iammattthomas says:: Sad to see you go, D. But your house looks great. I wish I were so handy.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 9:06am

jmathias says:: sadness squared.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 9:10am

Mike says:: common dman, i never had the time to tribute you. thats sad... just 10 days to go and u quit. i think this is weak... i might understand the reasons but its only 10 days.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 9:15am

Freshie says:: You definitely brighten up a rather dismal Court Street.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 9:19am

JamesC says:: how much for a ride?
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 9:22am

JamesC says:: still 10 cents?
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 9:22am

JeremyOkai says:: shame.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 9:24am

Mike says:: you still need to check the website cause I might tribute you one of these days.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 9:36am

Patrick says:: HALL OF SHAME!
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 9:39am

Dschonn says:: Sad day.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 9:57am

Ryan! says:: SHAME HIM!
GET IT OVER WITH!

This makes me so sad. Sorry to see you go.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 10:38am

chris says:: you were so close...you may beat my poison score for shaving so close till the end.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 10:46am

chris says:: sad to see you go
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 10:47am

Brother Bear says:: you look like a different human
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 11:11am

iamaaronmartin says:: When did beards get trendy?
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 11:20am

Mateo says:: SHAME HIM!!!

But that is a wicked cool mustache.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 11:41am

Mark says:: Good luck anyway.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 12:02pm

blackbeard says:: so far into it. it's like mile 25 of a marathon. you could have at least walked the last 1.2 miles. sad.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 12:50pm

Mackle says:: you just wanted to do it all. farewell.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 12:58pm

Blastro says:: NO DICE
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 12:58pm

mr moustache says:: JamesC MVC
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 1:45pm

Cody! says:: That's a great stache, but you must be shamed!!
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 3:29pm

Roo says:: so close.....yet....never it shall be
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 3:32pm

marko says:: dang, it's a shame.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 5:47pm

Ned Kelly says:: oh no such a shame , suits you but oh no such a shame!!
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 7:23pm

Cheesecake says:: aww poo! miss you already...you're great...nice moustache too
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:05pm

Tomcat says:: Well, there's some ignoble consolation being immortalized in the hall o' shame, isn't there.

I've been crying all day, but yes, let's keep in touch. (I've tentative plans to return to PVD in the spring. Reserve a beer for me, OK?)
Posted: Feb 20th, 2008 - 8:35pm

Dman508 says:: Thank you, everyone, for making this such a fun experience. You are all amazingly creative and interesting people. I have felt very welcome and supported by this great beard brotherhood. And Mackle, thank you especially, for all you do on this site.

Anyone who wants to keep in touch, feel free to contact me at my myspace or through my sn at g mail.
Posted: Feb 21st, 2008 - 6:48am

Revgoomba says:: I didn't see this photo until now... and I wish I hadn't. I can't believe it. You had one of the best beards EVER!!!!

It's a sad day for me, truly sad. Only a week to go too.

I hope you stay in touch, will you be back in 2009?

I'm glad I got a comment in before you were sent to the hall.
Posted: Feb 21st, 2008 - 7:08am

Mackle says:: Take care dman.
Posted: Feb 21st, 2008 - 11:39am

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Dman508

Banished to the Hall of Shame on February 21st, 2008